27 October 2009
By saurav
Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.'
No, said Gordon - that would be an accident.'
26 October 2009
By saurav
Are you desperate — in need of a loan?
Friends and family won’t throw you a bone?
Don’t go on a bender.
Just use a good lender
And safeguard the stuff that you own
want to own a sweet home?
Holiday in Paris and Rome
Do not worry and pick up your phone
Apply for a payday loan!
26 October 2009
By saurav
What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
26 October 2009
By saurav
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?
Even in this recession the Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
President Bush said clients shouldn’t be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, just use the ATM, he said.
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school?
A: To ask for their money back.
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
26 February 2009
By alpheusd
Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
