27 October 2009
By saurav
Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.'
No, said Gordon - that would be an accident.'
26 October 2009
By saurav
Are you desperate — in need of a loan?
Friends and family won’t throw you a bone?
Don’t go on a bender.
Just use a good lender
And safeguard the stuff that you own
want to own a sweet home?
Holiday in Paris and Rome
Do not worry and pick up your phone
Apply for a payday loan!
26 October 2009
By saurav
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?
Even in this recession the Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
26 October 2009
By saurav
What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
