Q: What’s the capital of Iceland?
A: About $3.50.
credit crunch
America's biggest lender
The credit crunch is getting bad isn’t it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I’m now America’s third biggest lender.
Insufficient funds in ATM?
I went to the ATM this morning and it said “insufficient funds”.
I’m wondering is it them or me.
You know it’s a credit crunch when…
- The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
- There’s a ‘buy one, get one free’ offer - on banks.
- The IRS is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
- UK Prime minister Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
- Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than USD
