recession
You know it’s a credit crunch when…
- The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change.
- There’s a ‘buy one, get one free’ offer - on banks.
- The IRS is offering a 25 per cent discount for cash-payers.
- UK Prime minister Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
- Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than USD
